Baseball is Weird

Baseball is my favorite sport. I played baseball from gradeschool through high school and I was pretty good at it. I played right field, left field, second base (a lot) and one season I pitched (only because everyone else on the team was way worse than me). I am disappointed that the Dodgers didn’t do better this season (after starting the season in first place, they have ended up not even making the playoffs)–but there’s always next year. I was looking through some old files on my computer and came across this list:

Why Baseball is Weird

1. If a batter fails two-thirds of the time, they’re still considered an excellent batter. It’s too bad this standard isn’t applied to everything else in life.

2. It is legal to “steal” in this game. This is, perhaps, a questionable example for children.

3. If you aren’t such a good hitter, you can have a pinch hitter bat for you. If you aren’t such a fast runner, you can have someone–a pinch runner–come in and run for you. At what point, you might wonder, is a team entirely comprised of “pinch” players?

4. There’s a rule preventing pitchers from spitting on the ball. They can spit anywhere else they like, apparently.

5. If a batter walks with the bases loaded, he is credited with an RBI (Run Batted In). That’s right: even though he didn’t hit the ball.

6. The game is played on dirt and grass, but if the ball gets dirty, it is replaced with a new clean ball.

7. If a batter accidentally hits the catcher when swinging, it’s the catcher’s fault, even if the catcher gets injured. The batter is awarded a base. The catcher gets an apology, if he’s lucky.

8. The coaches and managers wear the same uniforms as the players.

9. When a pitcher walks a batter, the batter jogs to first base. Incongruous, but it is a nice show of effort.

10. The 7th-inning stretch makes baseball the only sport where spectators must take part in calisthenics.

I then decided to hunt around and see if I could find the origin of the list. The website, Baseball Almanac, attributes it to the old Microsoft Encyclopedia Encarta from 2000:
Baseball is a Weird Sport

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About R.P. Nettelhorst

I'm married with three daughters. I live in southern California and I'm a deacon at Quartz Hill Community Church. I spent a couple of summers while I was in college working on a kibbutz in Israel. In 2004, I was a volunteer with the Ansari X-Prize at the winning launches of SpaceShipOne. Member of Society of Biblical Literature, American Academy of Religion, and The Authors Guild
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